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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

Then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

Then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

Then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

Then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

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Happy Halloween!!!

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My friend Nikki sent this to me the other day in an email. It was so funny I asked her for permission to repost it here.

So with her blessing, I present to you:

Life with Dad



I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new

shoes and we decided to grab a bite at the food court.



I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to us.



The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:

green, red, orange and blue.



My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and

find him staring every time.



When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? '



Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would

not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.



And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.



'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just

wondering if you were my son.'

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This is the front of a card I received from a friend when I turned, um, 30, um, this year.

Yeah, that's right, this year.

I laugh every time I think about it. Mostly because of my very real fear of "mom jeans".

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I'm sure I would have found this more humorous if I would have been able to travel this week.

Unless, of course, it would have been my luggage they tagged.

and this one because I need the love...

Funny Friday - More Ironic

Nature is never in a hurry, yet things are always finished on time.

Autumn, for instance:

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You won't think this is funny unless you regularly watch Mythbusters on Discovery Network.

I bet you already knew that.

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My husband says there are three types of people in this world.

1) Those that can count; and

2) Those that can't.

He's not funny, but this is:

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"Tensions began to mount when the Stormtroopers put up a hotel on Boardwalk."

And credit goes to: A Lego A Day

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A little something from the site www.engrishfunny.com.

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