Funny Friday

My friend Nikki sent this to me the other day in an email. It was so funny I asked her for permission to repost it here.

So with her blessing, I present to you:

Life with Dad



I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new

shoes and we decided to grab a bite at the food court.



I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to us.



The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:

green, red, orange and blue.



My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and

find him staring every time.



When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? '



Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would

not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.



And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.



'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just

wondering if you were my son.'