The Bottolfson Pack: Felt Shoes?

Pet Peeves and other things we hate

-People who order a Diet Coke with a Super Sized Meal
-Overuse of Air Quotes
-People who leave their dogs in their cars
-Man Capris and Man Purses (Savannah says I shouldn't bag on Man Purses because Sometimes men have to carry stuff too!)
-Holiday sweaters
-Acting like you know the lyrics when you don't!
-People who tan so much they look like Oompa Loompas
-Icicle XMas Lights
-Kmart
-People who disclose too much information when you first meet them
-Skinny jeans on boys/men
-Grown women in pigtails
-Mullets
-One uppers (people who are always trying to one up you!)
-People who don't recognize personal space
-Corn rows on white girls
-Muscle shirts
-Pinky rings and bracelets on men

I got Carl these new kicks.

He put them on and ran his hands over the Swoosh.

"Felt" he said.

"No, they are suede."

He looked at me for a moment and said, "Well, they're felt now."